Lyrics by Abel Ashes (All rights reserved)
Man-made Humans and Hybrid Potatoes appears on the Abel Ashes album Kazoo Apocalypse
Man-made humans and the hybrid potatoes squash a green pea between your fourth and fifth toes.
In the future we will eat plastic and bite our pets when they go doody on the carpet, because the carpet is of synthetic petroleum based stuff you all.
Don’t you hate how they say you all in rap songs?
Oh ho, ho kids today.
It’s like I always say children.
Confound it, forgot what I was going to say.
Man-made humans and the hybrid potatoes, I “knows” it makes no fucking sense at all ya’ll.
Neither does the immediate future ya’ll or the distant one for that matter too, also.
So let’s watch Blade Runner twenty-four/seven on the VCR.
Oh yeah that will really change it, ha, ha, ha.
For better or for worse and it might be worse.
Man-made humans and the hybrid potatoes are our future, but I doubt it.
See the other verse, because I have a well developed imagination and I take myself way too seriously.