COMMERCIALS

Written by Abel Ashes

Here’s some commercials, advertisements
Here’s some commercials you stupid ass
Here’s some commercials, advertisements
Here’s some commercials you stupid ass

It’s craft macaroni with a shitload of cheese
That’s craft macaroni with a shitload of cheese
Craft macaroni with a shitload of cheese
That’s craft macaroni with a shitload of cheese

Here’s some commercials, advertisements
Here’s some commercials you stupid ass
Here’s some commercials, advertisements
Here’s some commercials you stupid ass

Mister hubcap, he’s the wheel smith
Mister hubcap, he’s the real smith
Mister hubcap, hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba
Mister hubcap, he’s the wheel smith
Mister hubcap, he’s the real smith
Mister hubcap, hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba

Here’s some commercials, advertisements
Here’s some commercials you stupid ass
Here’s some commercials, advertisements
Here’s some commercials you stupid ass

It used to be the Super Bowl, the Teriyaki Chicken Bowl
It used to be the stupor bowl, the Teriyaki Chicken Bowl
It used to be the Super Bowl, the Teriyaki Chicken Bowl
It used to be the stupor bowl, the Teriyaki Chicken Bowl